No. 1 I read this statement by a Polish soccer (football) player recently in The Athletic. I shared it with C.J. Taylor: “A few days ago, I woke up in bed, turned around and saw something strange lying next to me on the pillow. You know when you wake up from a really good sleep and everything still seems like a dream? Well, my first reaction to seeing this thing was like, What? How did this get here? I had some hazy memory of being at a ceremony and receiving an award. But it seemed too bizarre to be true. Then I grabbed this thing and I thought, Wow … That wasn’t a dream. That was REAL. They named you the best footballer in the world. And you have taken the trophy with you to bed! Hahahaha :-D”