Finally, a headline of my dreams: "Rand Paul: Democrats Should Be 'Embarrassed' to Be Seen With Bill Clinton." The headline is stronger than Sen. Paul's actual statement -- Democrats "ought to be a little embarrassed" -- but I'll gladly take it and extend my heartfelt thanks and congratulations to Sen. Paul for being the first political leader I can remember to acknowledge the obvious: Bill Clinton, gross-out, serial sexual predator accused of rape by Juanita Broaddrick (not to mention virtual creator of the Red Chinese military threat through releases of military technology in exchange for campaign contributions), is a national disgrace. Yes, Democrats should be "embarrassed" to be seen with him -- and with his wife, too, but that's another column.The reality, of course, is that Democrats celebrate Clinton, showcasing him as a keynote speaker at the 2012 National Democratic Convention, for example.