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Spring forward, how absurd
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The days are getting shorter. And so am I. I don't think I'm gaining weight, I just think gravity is slowly squishing me into a planet-shaped thing. It's doing to me what it's done to the Earth and the moon and the sun: making me dense, round and wrinkled.

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