Many states have banned, or soon will ban, texting and phoning while you drive because it's so distracting. However, it's a well-known fact eating, fiddling with the radio, singing along with Beyonce, making hand-gestures to other drivers and wiping the ketchup that has dribbled onto your shirt from that burger you just ate while driving are all perfectly safe activities. I think we'll all feel better if we know we were killed by a guy eating a cheeseburger and not by a jerk on his cellphone.