With the Pioneer football team suffering through a tough showing Friday night, I know exactly what this town needs to lift our spirits. We need our own real-life superhero.I realize we once had Cat Man roaming the streets, but he really didn’t seem to fight crime and he’s been missing in action in recent years. What Warren County needs is a citizen crime fighter in a spandex suit willing to help the forces of good triumph over evil.Seattle has crime fighter Phoenix Jones, a masked man who has an arsenal of weapons that includes a taser, bulletproof vest, mace and tear gas.