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Warner's World 7-16
I'd vote for The Rock
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On Friday, our editor James Clark wrote about Kid Rock running for U.S. Senate.As I always get a chuckle from his columns and I envied his open canvas for his columns, without being limited to sports topics. Then I realized everyone but Kid Rock he mentioned had a sports background, and – as Monty Burns is fond of saying on the Simpsons – excellent, I can use my talent as master of the abstruse ambiguous facts to work it in here.I definitely wouldn’t vote for Kid Rock, but as James accurately put it, he fits right in. I would, however, vote for former wrestler turned actor Dewayne Johnson, or as he’s known by his other handle, The Rock … no relation to Kid.It might be The Rock’s star power.

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