Hello, you have reached Warren County Animal Control.If you would like to adopt a dog, press 1.If you have a dog in your area that needs to be picked up, press 2.If you’d like to buy a bag of marijuana, press 3.OK, enough jokes at the expense of Animal Control. We’ve heard them all already.I always like to check the national wire to find odd, strange and curious stories around the country. But sometimes crazy stories happen right here in McMinnville.