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The Scoop 3-11
Do we really care about the length?
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I must admit I'm a bit undecided about who to vote for in this presidential election. I believe the determining factor is going to be the length of Donald Trump's schlong.Yes folks, it has all come down to this. Forget about jobs and national security.

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