Life is full of fun little facts.

The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a molecule of water that also passed through a dinosaur is almost 100%. Bethany Porter has decided to drink 64 ounces of water a day. Probably seems less healthy knowing she’s drinking dinosaur urine.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different. However, when a law enforcement officer asks for proof of identification, I would not suggest blowing them a raspberry.

You cannot breathe through your nose when your tongue is sticking out. It is impossible. Go ahead and try it.

The longest distance a deep water lobster has been recorded to travel is 225 miles. Humans consider a trip to the bathroom at 2 a.m. an impossible journey.

The average 4-year-old asks over 400 questions a day. Moms should insist on being called Alexa. Save your sanity.

Did you know? I’m smiling right now. I fooled you. Made you stick out your tongue.

People who have an easier time waking up early in the morning are subconsciously more excited about life in general. Did you also know the rest of us, subconsciously, do not like people who have an easier time waking up early in the morning?

There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: abstemious and facetious. English is referred to as the mother language, because father couldn’t get a word in edgewise.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

There are more lifeforms living on your skin than there are people on the planet. Germophobia seems a little less extreme knowing that fun fact. Purell hand sanitizer time?

Having one child makes you a parent. Having two also makes you a referee and a detective.

The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language. So does, “The lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox.”

Did you know that 85% of people have experienced a dream so real they were not sure if it happened in real life or not. I won the lottery. If you dream, then dream big.

A lost item will always be found in the last place you look. If you keep looking … bless it.

Money cannot buy happiness. It can buy a BMW. I prefer to cry in a BMW.

Chocolate is your friend. It’s the one who’s always there for you. A constant presence in your life, whether you need it or not. Maybe it’s a stalker, not a friend.

An average person blinks 12 times per minute, unless the object in your peripheral vision is a spider.

Standard reporter Lisa Hobbs can be reached at 473-2191.